okay, enough with faux egos, I'm actually a somewhat sane and NON-egotistical person here....

Name: Ichiban Crush
No, your REAL name, dumbass: Oh right, Mike Thompson.
Other Aliases: "Capital F", "Maiku", "White Mike"
Birthdate: June 30, 1981
Ironically: The same Birthday as Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon)
You don't act like her do you?: HELL NO, Usagi sucks! (yeah, go ahead and try to flame me, fanboy)
Sex: OBVIOUSLY very Male
Creed: CRACKERMAN!
Bloodtype: O
Eyes: Hazel
Hometown: Athens, Georgia, USA.
Marital Status: Single
Interests/Hobbies: This site pretty much covers them; Anime, Manga, drawing, Old video games (mostly NES), Cosplaying, Partying, Drinking, plotting world domination, and WOMENZ.

Faves:

Drink: Jolt Cola
Alcoholic drink, dipweed: GUINNESS!
Dish: Mu Shu Beef
Band: American; Smashing Pumpkins (their legend lives on and stuff), Japanese; Siam Shade
Video Game: Ufouria- The Saga/Heberke (Euro NES/Famicom)
Anime: At the moment, One Piece and Kaikan Phrase. All time faves: Fushigi Yuugi and YuYuHakusho

I'm pretty sure there's more to me than this, but, I can't think of any more to add at the moment...