Introduction
This was my first Stormy story, so naturally, it's pretty lame. Oh well. Live with it. I wrote something similar to this one in my pal Floaty's 2000 yearbook. So yep, he has the original (Note to Floaty~ Keep it for when I become famous! ..............), so this story will be a bit different since I don't have the original in front of me... But I have the general idea... so yeah. Anyway... here's your feature presentation~ "Shady Bunnies- These bunnies of dust, do not trust them."

To refresh the memories of those who have forgotten (and we only know how often we forget the socially unacceptable), Stormy is a socially~unacceptable kitty who was raised by a vampire and spends his days wallowing in his own self~pity and distress. He seeks revenge against the world so they will are share his pain. Stormy is a morbid, unhappy kitty. Moving on.

Once upon a time, there lived ("lived" being the key word here) a family of spice. It consisted of a Mr. Salt, a Mrs. Pepper, and a baby Paprika (no relations to those on the set of "Blue's Clues" ....this was a Stormy adventure that took place WAY beofore the time of "Blue's Clues"... and plus, they have English accents, not French ones.). One bright and sunny day, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper went out for a walk (they didn't have Paprika with them~ they had a man by the name of Scary Steve babysitting her). As they took this lovely stroll, they came across a very fuzzy, soft, small, nauseatingly cute little dust bunny. "AWWWW! How CUTE!" exclaimed Mrs. Pepper. As Mrs. Pepper said her little "goochie goo's and baby talked the little bunny of dust, Mr. Salt stood nearby rolling his eyes in disgust and (im)patiently waited for Mrs. Pepper to finish. When she did finish, after much bi... ...ckering (hehe), she finally convinced Mr. Salt to allow her to take the fuzzy dust bunny home. Little did they know that our innocent little Stormy was watching the whole thing. As he toyed with a small voodoo doll of Scary Steve, he plotted a little way to have some fun with that little family of spice.

Needless to say, he doesn't like them very much. So after plotting his evil scheme, he got bored, so he placed a little hex on his "pet" Stephi's big green truck since she was going to make a Starbucks run. He made it so she would almost hit a truck (even though she can pretty much do that without Stormy's help =P) that was *gasp* bigger than hers (hehe, it just happening to be a white Ford F-350, duelly, crew cab, 4x4 with a dope stereo so that if the owner's friends wanted to... oh, I don't know... lounge in the back of the truck and belt out KoRn with the music blasting like nobody is listening ¬_¬), see a cute guy in front of Dreyers and run into a pole when parking (hmm... Stephi could also do that on her own... =P), and have Stephi scream to discover that she locked her keys in the truck (again), and all in front of the cutie. Oh, and she spilled some of her white mocha on her shirt again. >=) Yep, Stormy was certainly bored. The best part is that he can get away with all of this since Stephi doesn't listen to Teeny (hi, that's me.) when she says Stormy is an evil kitty. Noo... a sweet lil' kitty like Stormy would never do anything like that to Stephi, who he loves so much... *cough*

Well anyway... A few days later, Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, and Paprika went for a walk (Paprika wasn't with Scary Steve this time because he was being wierd and throwing himself against the walls.... *cough**Stormy** {vooo dooo vooo dooo~}). Along the way, they once again spot dust bunny. "AWWW! How CUTE!" exclaimed Mrs. Pepper. Mr. Salt tried to tiptoe away while idiot Mrs. Pepper baby talked the little dust bunny. Mr. Salt got yelled at, and they ended up taking that dust bunny home as well (*whip crack!* for Mrs. Pepper). Stormy grinned devilishly as he watched this scene, for his plan was falling into place. Accidentally twisting the voodoo doll's head off (whoops! g'bye Scary Steve..), he lets out an evil laugh and vanishes into thin air... then comes back, because his teleportation skill still kinda sucks.

One week later, there they are, the family of Spice, walking together once again. Along comes a large dust bunny, and it leaps into the arms of Mr. Salt. "AWWW look! He likes you!" said Mrs. Pepper. Mr. Salt glared at her, just as the dust bunny's eyes began to glow a fiery red. "SO... I suppose you want to take THIS one home too, Mrs. Pepper?!?!?!?!" And just then, he hurls the dust bunny away and it explodes mid flight! Mr. Salt gets blown to pieces, and Mrs. Pepper suffered from major burns and became horribly disfigured. Paprika was fine. When they went home, they were greeted by the two dust bunnies that were brought home before. Out of fear of Mrs. Pepper, one dust bunny bit her. Moments later, Mrs. Pepper started foaming at the mouth and began to convulse into spasms and stuff. As the bunny ran out of the open door, all of the pepper inside of her spilled out and she was a goner. Paprika, being only a baby, didn't really know what was going on. The remaining dust bunny was controlled by Stormy. It went out the door, with Paprika by its side. What will become of them?

Many years later, (as well as a few trips to the surgeon for... I dunno... let's say KNEE SURGERY *cough cough* ¬_¬) the dust bunny puts Paprika into the music business. That's right... she was a member of the Spicy Girls (not SPICE girls... remember... this was waaay before them. But it's the same idea.) as Hot and Spicy Spice. She was the popular one that everyone loved... Paprika was really glad that she got... knee surgery... because without... knee surgery... she probably wouldn't even have been in Spicy Girls. The Spicy Girls was disbanded later on after it was discovered that they were lip~synching (big surprise), and Paprika suffered emotionally because everyone hated her now and found out about her... knee surgery. She lived the rest of her life with some deadbeat vegetable that lounged around the fridge all day reading veggie porn, drinking beer, scratching a lot, and wouldn't wash itself or something. So Stormy made her life very miserable... But then again, maybe she put it on herself for getting....knee surgery. *shrugs*

Now that Stormy had destroyed that family of spice that he disliked immesnsely, he decided to focus on something else before he died of terminal boredom. It just so happens that his pet Stephi was having a nice little Independence Day barbecue and invited a couple of her friends to share this happy occasion. Teeny was one of those peoples who was invited... and upon her arrival, Stormy was so kind as to greet her without biting her (Stormy only has a little bond between 2 known people; me and someone else. We'll get into that later.). Stormy told Teeny about his cruel little intentions for the evening... but that's another stor(m)y. >=)

See the next Stor(m)y, Independence Die!