Welcome to the heart of Stormy, the Stor(m)ies. Here you shall learn to prepare yourself for when Stormy tries to take your life or soul. Select one of the Stor(m)ies below to educate yourself.

Current Stormies

Name of Stor(m)y	Date Written	Writer
The Blue Flame Pt. 2	09-23-2000	Floaty
The Blue Flame	07-15-2000	Floaty
Trip to Floaty's	07-08-2000	Teeny
Independence Die	06-25-2000	Teeny
Shady Bunnies	06-14-2000	Teeny
Stormy: The Kurai Cat	When this site was made!	Teeny

Coming Soon!

Name of Stor(m)y	Projected Date	Writer
The Isle of Shadows	Postponed	Teeny
The Blue Flame Pt. 3	11-15-2000	Floaty

Stormy: The Kurai Cat

First of all, for those of you who haven't had the pleasure of meeting Stormy personally, I'd like to say... Congratulations.  Hopefully you can keep it that way.  To start things off...

Stormy is a nice, sweet, friendly, loving, adorable little kitty who loves everyone and everything and everyone and everything loves him...  He is a harmless little kitty and wouldn't ever even dream of hurting someone or  something.  Stormy enjoys frolicing in the meadows and chasing butterflies and loves rainbows and sunshine and flowers.... His dream is to live in a bright, colorful world with lots of fuzzy little cute pink bunnies everywhere and where everyone breaks into song for no reason.   Stormy is a happy kitty.  Whoever named Stormy "Stormy" was terribly mistaken.  Stormy is but a little ray of sunshine; a little piece of heaven...

...(stomach pump not included with that last paragraph.) and if you believe a word of that crap, you are one sick little monkey.  No.  Stormy is a slightly insane, schizophrenic, socially~unacceptable kitty who's name truly suits him, as it reflects the storm in his heart.  You honestly think that's PURRING you hear?  You are mistaken, for it is a subliminal message in a foreign tongue, which only the socially~unacceptable can understand (otherwise known as mumbling).  Stormy hates flowers and butterflies and sunshine and rainbows.  He despises musicals.  And cute little fuzzy pink bunnies can rot in h*** for all he cares.  Oh, and if you think you're special or something, and that Stormy has some sort of attachment to you, sorry to burst your bubble, but Stormy isn't one to discriminate.  Stormy hates everyone...  No wait.  He considers other socially~unacceptables TOLERABLE since they sort of understand him.

Stormy was raised by a vampire a couple hundred years ago somewhere in Europe.  What happened is that the vampire dude had morals or something and wouldn't drink human blood for a while (he had just become a vampire).  So instead, he roamed around drinking the blood of rats and stuff (If you have seen "Interview with the Vampire", you know what I'm talking about.  If not... you suck.)  Anyhow... the vampire guy was thirsty one night and there were surprisingly no rats running around.  But there was a Stormy.  So he drank his fill, but apparently Stormy had a strong will to live.   Stormy, being the fiesty little kitty he was (as well as thoroughly pissed off, 'cause he'll be damned if someone's going to go and suck his blood and get away with it), he bit the vampire guy's hand and drew some blood... But it wasn't a lot... so... Stormy is like... only half vampire (vampiere) or something.  No, I don't know why... But anyway.... Stormy became that vampire's faithful (*cough*) companion.

Today, Stormy walks the earth (or maybe just Stephi's garage) or explores the underworld (that's where he goes when he turns up missing sometimes....or he could just be in the black hole of Stephi's room) wallowing in his own self-pity and distress and seeks revenge or something to bring misery to all and stuff.  Or just torturing his sidekick Oreo will be fine.  His hobbies include placing hexes on big green trucks, burning ants with magnifying glasses, putting tin foil in the microwave, and desintegrating rainbow colored toe socks.  But anyway...  These are the adventures of Stormy...   Where the villain ALWAYS wins!