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Authors note, I do not take credit for coming up with all of these, I have seen several sayings online before, I just cant rember where, but several of the sayings ARE original but I'm not admitting that they actually apply to me *^_^*U


You know you’re obsessed with the Ronin warriors when…
  • You never miss an episode, no mater what the cost.

  • In relation to the above, after having to pick up groceries from the store you manage to make the 20 mile drive home, through two cities, 6 red lights, one traffic jam, and 3:00 p.m. school traffic within -15 minutes. While leaving enough time to set up the VCR to record. All the while you managed to avoid all cops, with our causing any wreaks…that you know of.

  • You adopt a white tiger and name it White Blaze.

  • You start calling every cat you see wild and domestic White Blaze.

  • You only dress in the same color of your favorite Ronins armor.

  • You name your friends after each character.

  • You watch your taped episodes repeatedly.

  • You take up swimming.

  • You become a pyromaniac for reasons unknown.

  • You actually study in school because you want to be like Rowan.

  • You try to convert all your friends to Ronin warrior fans.

  • When your first attempts of the above fail, you duct tape your friend to a chair and give her/him a private 24 hour showing, until he/she starts yelling out sure kills while threatening to kill you.

  • You take up a hobby of marshal arts.

  • You start a collection of replica's of the weapons you see on the show.

  • You learn how to use the weapon of your favorite Ronin warrior.

  • You learn how to use all the weapons in your collection

  • You train hard incase Tulpa really does come to our world and you want to impress the Ronin Warriors when they finally show up.

  • You carry around a marble and insist it is your armor orb.

  • You make your own armor out of cardboard, paper and duct tape.

  • You find yourself saying "To Arms!" or "Dao Chi!" before you take a major test.

  • The only reason you like economics is because both the teacher and the book refer to Japan a lot.

  • Your lucky pencil happens to be a automatic lead pencil, which is the color of you fav. Ronin's armor, or the color of your own armor, plus it’s a .5 mm (the five Ronins) and its made in Japan. You even begin to swear that it actually gives you good grades.

  • You spend your entire computer course finding Ronin warrior sites online, or reading fanfiction while simultaneously listening to the teacher and following his/her commands.

  • Your parent(s) start to wonder why the printer keeps running out of ink and paper so often.

  • Your room is converted to a shrine: Action figures, weapons, posters, books, music… everything related to the Ronin Warriors is proudly displayed in your room, including your very large collection of printed out images which have turned into a mosaic wallpaper.

  • Your computer has become a Ronin Warriors shrine, complete with desktop theme, icons, sounds, and anything else you can convert.

  • You suddenly have an urge to learn Japanese.

  • You actually pass your first Japanese Course successfully.

  • You teach yourself Japanese by using Internet resources books, computer programs, anime, and the complete Samurai Trooper OVA collection.

  • You become so fluent in Japanese, you can't tell the difference between Japanese words and English while speaking, until some one asks you what in the world you just said.

  • You can read and write Romanced Japanese better than your native language of English.

  • You start writing letters to certain companies begging them to translate and commercially release the Ronin warrior OVA's in America.

  • You start writing the original creators of Ronin Warriors to write and air a new season.. or two… or three.




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